- Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
- Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
- Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels
- Plastic Surgeon: How can I help you?
- Me: I was wondering if you could remove this general area?
- Plastic Surgeon: You just gestured your whole face
fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us